Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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