fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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