Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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