Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
