are you still at the devil's house?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
