they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Randomize