take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Randomize