But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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