What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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