"it" just moved
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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