a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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