So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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