She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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