I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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