What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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