Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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