what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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