margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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