i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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