Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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