Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
We smell like vodka and hangover
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