I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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