Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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