At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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