I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
i believe in u and ur pee
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
