On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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