I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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