Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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