do herpes really smell.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Dicks are not precious.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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