Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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