I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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