I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
well most of my day revolves around power hour
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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