someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
