Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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