so explain again why im purple
no
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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