i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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