Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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