the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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