hell yes lets make some ravioli
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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