after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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