its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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