this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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