hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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