i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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