lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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