dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I will be naked everywhere
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Randomize