Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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