If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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