She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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