Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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