Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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