Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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