i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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