When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
why do cheetos always look like penises
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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