That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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